lauren lately

clestroying:
fffcuk:
fffcuk:
my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao
tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons
Well you need them

fukutomeme:

Do you want to avoid people? Drink water. Not only will you be hydrated, you don’t have to talk to people while drinking water, then later you’ll have to pee, which means you get to avoid people even more

nevver:

Night stand

demon:

i possessed you
me:

get the fuck out
demon:

damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me:

shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

poetic:

If this isn’t the most accurate thing I’ve read on yikyak, idk what is.

(Source: poetoc)

travel-the-worlds:

So this happened

dumbdaisies:

I’m horrible at taking tests and starting conversations
and right now it’s 4 am
on a school night
and I can’t fall asleep
because I’m so scared that
loving you was the only thing I’ve ever been good at and
I couldn’t even do that
right
02/24/15

nicoletteann-blog:

nyanruto:
beben-eleben:
Chocolate Solar System
my only chance to eat uranus
I cannot stress how hard I laughed at this

(Source: wickedcloth.es)

upsidedowntowerofpimps:

I HAVE HONORED THE FAMILY. MY LASAGNA HAS HONORED THE FAMILY. I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW GORDAN RAMSAY THINKS THAT MY LASAGNA LOOKS GREAT. MY LIFE HAS BEEN MADE. I AM SO HAPPY I AM ABOUT TO CRY

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

Since Spider-Man shoots webs out of his hands does that means when he comes he shoots out spider webs?

shouldnt:

shouldnt:
OMG MY DAD JUST OPENED MY LAPTOP AND tHIS WAS STILL OPEN
“Eric, what is wrong with you"
I CANT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHHA

internetcrisis:

Ladies and gentlemen, you’re now experiencing an emotional turbulence. Please buckle up and relax; it will be over shortly. I’m sorry for the discomfort you’re feeling, and I hope you enjoy the rest of the journey.